another happy human being. i like drag queens, mermaids, miniatures, taemin, music, words and cats
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thepieshops:

Men Love Fannies
Page 36 of a 1973 Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog

antiocial:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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#the smiling dog of made up textposts

1000drawings:

by Natalya Lobanova

mandicreally:

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

"I did my time" damn straight

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

space-lion:

My uterus hurts (๑◕︵◕๑)